TIME TO MEET THE FAMILY

Hold on, still napping.

Ok... Now a quick bath and a back rub. Hey! Watch that thermometer lady! Al right, get some new duds on and...

Hey there!
This is my Aunt Rach. Seeing how she and Mommy are twins, it was very special to have her in the delivery room for my grand entrance. Mommy and Daddy were so glad for her to be there to share the moment. My big sister Edie tells me all about how fun Aunt Rach is and as soon as I have use of my own limbs and digits, I'll give her a big hug.I love her already.

This is my Uncle Gordon. After trying to convince one of the nurses that her past voting record and environmental practices are slowly turning our political system and our planet into a rubber stamping Wal-Mart style orgy of convictions and consumerism, they asked him to leave the room during the delivery. But when he came back I finally got to meet him and felt very secure and loved in his arms. Mommy and Daddy were very grateful for all the help from Gordon in the days leading up to my arrival and especially the many visits to the hospital room where he and Rach smuggled in some yummy sandwiches and beers and I'm proud to say the nurse has just donated $5000 and 10 hours a week to MOVEON.ORG

The next day my new Big Sister Edie came to visit me and we all became a family. In the days to come, Edie would keep touching my face and mouth when nobody was looking and with the lack of motor skills mentioned earlier, it has been very frustrating with no way to defend myself from the secretive jabs and pokes. (NOTE TO SELF: When I can finally speak, I'll need to bring this up to her)